You know, this pet-ownership thing would be much easier if the damned animals took the time to learn English. Ingrates.
Follow me. Or don't. See if I care.
Okay, I care.
Okay, I care.
January 24, 2011
7:40 pm
January 7, 2011
4:41 pm
Oh, hello there, Weekend. Shall we go slip into something more comfortable?
7:48 am
I spend most of the morning chasing pussy. Damn cat won’t stay off the kitchen table.
January 6, 2011
2:58 pm
Aston Martins have the magical ability to make my pants shrink.
9:50 am
Ponytails: the other love handle.
January 5, 2011
3:14 pm
Sarcasm is just SO funny.
10:47 am
You know, as far as misnomers go, they don’t get much more disappointing than “Hump Day.”
June 14, 2010
9:02 pm
Does my innie becoming an outie make me look fat?
June 2, 2010
1:10 pm
I’m bringing nickel back.
May 11, 2010
2:05 pm
I’m all about oral support. Er, moral support. MORAL.